You really coming over, don't trick.
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
I'll have to explain it to you tonight when i call drunk. It will sound better
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
Not sure if buying Twisted Teas for the alcoholics posted up outside the gas station counts as paying it forward but I am optimistic.
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
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