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(317): View more from Indiana

I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex

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(516): View more from New York

you said grace in the diner. 5am, drunk, grace. you thanked the man w the mushroom cut for the wonderful supply of screwdrivers

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(305): View more from Florida

quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you

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(716): View more from New York

Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor

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(785): View more from Kansas

well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.

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(913): View more from Kansas

I was told my cock was a religious experience.

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(304): View more from West Virginia

I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".

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(781): View more from Massachusetts

I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM

(617): View more from Massachusetts

cool u want pads or tampons

(781): View more from Massachusetts

tampons please

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