Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
: am i supposed to send the mass text 'merry christmas!' to my booty calls too?
Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
So the girl in front of me was buying champagne too .. I wanted to be like "so are you celebrating clean test results too?"
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
Before you become official, we should get a hotel room and fuck our brains out. Sort of like a going away party for your penis.
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
On Wednesday I'm putting wine in a water bottle and crashing Margaret thatchers funeral
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
It wasn't a mystery that it was the pizza cooking in the oven when we stumbled out of the bedroom in a smoke filled apartment at 2am. We are dangerous drunks
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
I used the line "you don't have enough pillows". Then left. Thought you should know.
Woke up in my boxers on a subway with a phone number written on my arm in lipstick..Best Night EVER.
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
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