New rule: no balls on the kitchen counter.
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
Ever find yourself wondering if your life is God's way of telling a joke?
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
It's ok. I will share any beautiful men that I drug and leave unconscious on my bed. I'm that kind of friend.
Don't mind me. My boyfriend is carrying me because I'm broken not because I'm drunk.
It's not even 9:30 yet..
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
Best case scenario I do a bunch of dirty things to you, blow your mind and you enjoy it. Worst case I stare at you, poke at you, smile and droll on myself, you laugh.
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
There's a fly in my room repeatedly throwing itself at my window, and I feel it's really symbolic of what I want to do with my future
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
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