The next morning she woke up and asked who I was and where she was.
probably shouldnt have written that paper while wasted, its starts with once upon a time
i tried to stop you but you kept shouting "two birds with one stone!"
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
ERIN AND I ARE GETTING MATCHING VIBRATORS. I'M PEER PRESSURING YOU INTO JOINING THE CLUB. Besides we're the three best friends that anyone could have, you better not ruin that by being a pussy and not treating your pussy to awesomeness. That is all.
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
I'm suffering a hangover from deep within. I feel like the half of the parts of my body are permanently laced with alcoholic substances
Turns out the dorm toilet can't take a punch. Gonna be a long year without Mexican food.
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
The cat hopped on my bed and watched me masturbate naked with a vibrator. I've never felt more sorry in my entire life
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