My life would be so much easier if i could just ride around in the cash cab all day
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
Currently standing on top of my parents leather couch with no pants on playing helicoptor with my penis. You?
you poured 3 beers into an empty vase and then passed out, so i drank them for you. don't say i'm not a good friend.
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
No seriously, I don't care if you just sucked God's dick. I have had a better Fat Tuesday than you
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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