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(949): View more from California

I feel like this woman may give her husband a hand job mid way through dinner. just saying.

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(304): View more from West Virginia

You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".

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(252): View more from North Carolina

Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it

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Are you talking about my vagina?

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(802): View more from Vermont

I'm going to fuck my way out of the friend zone if its the last thing I do

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(401): View more from Rhode Island

after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.

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(845): View more from New York

She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.

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(859): View more from Kentucky

That reminds me of that one time you handcuffed me to a table leg while I was reaching for the vodka.

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(503): View more from Oregon

I just drove by a stop sign that had a used maxi pad stuck to it WHAT THE FUCK

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(203): View more from Connecticut

you woke me up at 1am last night high on cough syrup to tell me jay z was an idiot for cheating on beyonce

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