wouldve been great, if we lived in constant slow motion cause that shit lasted 30 seconds and half the time he was putting on the condom
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
I'm all about sex. But even I know there will be a time to retire my junk. And that will be my 40th birthday, or whenever I'm hideous
I wish the sun would stop judging me for being drunk while it's still shining.
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
my drivers license is super glued to my shoulder and im to hung over to get it off come and help me
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
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