CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
Literally just had a girl put her street name into my phone. Yeah.
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
I JUST FARTED SO LOUD AND HARD I IMMEDIATELY TASTED IT
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
You threw a beachball full of vodka at me and yelled I CHOOSE YOU then ran
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
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