It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
Seriously. What did you do to me. You have a monstercoooooock.
I can't believe I just typed monstercoooooock. Twice.
We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
I wanted to make fun of someone saying that to an untrained ear, skrillex is blah blah blah. But it was too soon after they said it. And now I can't find it. These are real problems.
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
You were crying hysterically
So that's why my heels were in the oven...
I was trying to decide if i was still high whenever i realized i was pressing the buttons on the microwave cause i liked the sound.
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