Nicole vs. Life
No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
Drunk and alone at a magic show is what my life has become without you
i asked him to talk to me in french while we fucked and halfway through i caught the word 'lasagna'. turns out he was making his grocery list.....i asked him to keep going.
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
In my top drawer right now, there are see's chocolates, condoms, weed, and my vibrator. One way or another, this is going to be a good night
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
Randomize
