like if someone fucked a dictionary but instead of having a penis, it was just one of those leap frog educational toys
I hope to god you are high
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
My niece just called my sister in law a teabagger. I love NPR and it's corrupting influence on small children
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
I'm at a winery and there's a 50 yr old woman sitting at a table alone with a bottle of wine and the only time I've seen her get up is to harass the hot dog guy
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
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