So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
he is literally lying on the floor eating cookies. doing nothing. and as i was hitting him he needed to protect the cookies more than himself.
They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
She said i saw her in the study room, waved, disappeared, came back with a coke from god knows where, and slurred "i have a drinking problem but i ate grits"
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
4 months of living in europe has taught me the art of making a drunken stumble look like a dance move
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
So guess who got away with telling their girlfriend she's insane multiple times in a Valentine's day card. Yup, this guy.
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
Got an egg Mcmuffin combo, and put the hash brown in the sandwich. That level of hungover
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
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