if i'm ever as drunk as the girl in front of me... kill me.
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
And I'm sorry for punching you in the face when I drunkenly threw my sandwich
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
My parents heard a lamp fall and crash and the dogs were barking like crazy so my mom got up to check. she found you peeing in a corner by the tv. And you kept shhhing her.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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