If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
I don't think brook has ever known best
She was so adorably desperate I didn't have the heart to tell her I wasn't a lesbian. So now She's making waffles, may switch teams over this.
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
You can't find true love with Budweiser and a futon
Just realized Ive had sex in or around each thing listed in Green Eggs and Ham besides the fox.
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
I'm not so good at organized events that don't revolve around whiskey or playgrounds.
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
Every day I wake up and there is no spectacular morning wood waiting for me I get so sad.
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
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