Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
in the event that i am dead, my body is laying in the intersection of ... the pearl in springfield. it was my friend's 21st but i think i'm dead. wearing a black top. like i said, probably dead.
it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
i knew it was time to leave when he woke me up only wearing pooh bear oven mitts and holding a plate of thank you pancakes
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
note to self, drunkenly bedazzeling the silverware was a stupid fucking idea
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
I'm tangled in a fishing net down at the harbor. This has nothing to do with Captain Morgan. Bring wirecutters.
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
be warned: you might find a baby hampster in my bra
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
Randomize
