I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
My Vagina smells like Nemo again.
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
Apparently I gave him a 'Steve jobs blowjob'
So I'm drinking wine and watching Thumbelina
I'm teaching my cat to play fetch
Yep, it's a friday
I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
Your girlfriend is in jail- I've just never been able to use that in a sentence before. Thank you both!
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
she filled my toilet with birdseed... i tried flushing it but now it's clogged so she has to come over and fix it because it was her mistake in the first place
Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.
Do you think he will let me wear my neck fan while he throws my back out?
Please shut the fuck up.
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