I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
I cut my penus on the lid.
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
Fell off bed. Face first. 10 stitches. huge scar on forehead. totally going to start telling ppl my parents died fighting Voldemort.
I had one margarita and got the worst headache of my life... its like my liver has senior week ptsd
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
It took him an hour to realize I wasn't this "Sarah" girl, and by then he was already crying and eating pizza rolls.
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
I take it you're alive?
Mostly. Can't quite control my arms.
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
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