Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
I woke up this morning with 2 australian chicks passed out in my living room, a whole bunch of coke on my kitchen counter and I have no idea how the fuck either thing got there
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
I think I'm going to inject the gummy vitamins with vodka
I'm glad you're using your medical degree for some good for once
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
apparently you can't crawl through the drive-thru window
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
You were face down in the punch bowl, humming the theme to jaws
That explains the stains on my shirt
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
I was thinking more like a "sorry you can hear us, but I'm having the best sex of my life" cake
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
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