It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
True as that may be, are you coming to the birth of my imaginary child or not?
Liver, I have supported you for 18 fucking years. Pull your weight for ONE NIGHT and detoxify this alcohol.
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
I woke up to a head of lettuce on my nightstand, someones Honda abandoned in my yard, the cat partially shaved, and a empty bottle of sailor hanging by a scarf from the rafters. Oh, and 26 people apparently came though and rubbed my back in the process of the night. Happy 23rd to me!
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
He told me to leave him behind and bury him in his batman pajamas. So two lessons I guess, don't give Tom whiskey and don't touch his daddy issues with a twenty nine and a half foot pole.
My yoga ball is now going to be used for actual exercise instead of somewhere to suction cup a dildo
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
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