I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
Just killed a snake in my bed! And by killed I mean hit repeatedly with my fist. And by snake I mean a lump in the covers. And I pissed my pants.
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
Best part of leaving the university? Interns are as hot as my former students, not legally off limits, and they will do anything for a full time job.
You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage
He sent me a dick pic from work, but I could see all the pizzas in the background. Now I'm just hungry.
He texts me "just to say hi" and then tells me how hard he is and sends me a dick pic. And I'm like, dude, I'm ordering a burrito right now
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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