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Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
i make up for being a shitty girlfriend by being amazing in bed.
Just ate applesauce I laced with percocets for dinner. I'm pretty sure my grandmother does the same thing.
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
You're cordially invited to the love nest for alcoholic and aquatic adventures. Also known as an all expense paid trip to my pool, alcohol, and vagina.
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
So I bet a guy he could drink two irish car bombs faster than me and I lost. now he gets to name our first son. sory.
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
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