he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
Did you spray paint that captain morgan fifth that's in the freezer gold?
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
I am so not sober enough to have a 5 minute conversation in Spanish
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
You took your pants and underwear off as soon as we got to Melissa's and just walked around the entire time like it was completely normal. We even ate pizza together with your vagina exposed. You're my hero.
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
Randomize
