so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
you freaked out because you thought your face lotion was cum in a bottle
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
Didn't know what to wear so I ripped off my bed sheets and tied myself a toga. "a little hungover" is no way to describe me right now.
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
That stripper was not happy when I tried putting a dollar in her court mandated ankle bracket/tracking device
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
I'm at her wedding and she managed to get every single one night stand I ever had in her wedding party. Why does she hate me?
just caught myself putting beer in the oven and pizza in the fridge. i should be a trainwreck by tonight.
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