I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
I cut my penus on the lid.
smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
sperm doesn't mix with malibu too well
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
I bought him flowers and fake vampire fangs, cuz there's really not a greeting card that says "Sorry I got wasted last night and started a very sloppy bloodletting ritual.".
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