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• (601): View more from Mississippi

  How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?

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  Alcohol?

  (601): View more from Mississippi

  Sex with a fat chick.

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• (740): View more from Ohio

  no more hot dogs for you........

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  fine no more vajj for you

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• (716): View more from New York

  you ran into the room and announced "I JUST FUCKED HER IN THE ASS". apparently you forgot she left the bedroom 5 minutes before you and was standing with us all.

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• (817): View more from Texas

  I am currently trying to use a tide to go pen to remove the jizz from my backseat, it's not working...

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• (419): View more from Ohio

  watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  meet me or not, i'm out of control

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• (919): View more from North Carolina

  Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more

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• (304): View more from West Virginia

  I was too drunk to read the menu, let alone her body language.

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• (813): View more from Florida

  $150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.

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• (573): View more from Missouri

  So I'm thinking next semester you should be my own personal maid, nurse, masseuse and chef in exchange for free lodging, any food you can find, and unlimited access to my reproductive organs.

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• (619): View more from California

  My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.

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• (928): View more from Arizona

  The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.

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• (512): View more from Texas

  I'm eating a block of cheese like its a sandwich in the tsa line

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• (347): View more from New York

  You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian

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• (907): View more from Alaska

  Just puked most of my soul out..

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