No, you can still breathe under the balls.
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
I just witnessed two drunk midgets fighting over a graham cracker. I can die happy now.
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
So I craigslisted sugar daddies and I'm pretty sure I found us one if you can pretend to be asian.
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you
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