Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
saw a man tazing a raccoon in the middle of the street last night... normal
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
I just bought condoms and a potted plant, making for a top ten super weird and awkward purchase.
I didn't have any lime for my chaser.. so after my shot I ate a handful of lime flavored chips. Didn't work so great.
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
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