i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
Made fish tank punch. It's like trash can punch but in a fish tank. Also, my dad saw a picture I uploaded on Facebook and called me a pussy for only making 10 gallons.
Michelle asked what I was wearing tonight. I responded with a g-string and plastic wrap. I've gotten no response since.
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
Its not that hard, just find a girl reading 50 shades of grey and point her my way
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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