Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
I think we should go ahead and pin a note to my shirt when we go out that says"do NOT buy me shots"
On the back we can put possible side effects may include: indiscriminate making out, brief crying spells, yelling in jibberish, and sudden sleep.
Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Slut skills are useful in every country.
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
he called me back to his office so he could lick a line of pixie stick off of my thigh
be sure to add "office slut" to your resume
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
Where is my rescue team. I keep hiding shit. And I'm trying to give out shots of olive oil
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
Don't upload the drink o meter to your google calendar. Somehow binge drinking looks even worse with a time stamp.
Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
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