I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
You asked for 4 things: your phone, your wallet, your keys and your denture. I stopped asking questions.
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
My boss asked me what was wrong today and I really wanted to tell her I woke up too late to smoke a bowl before coming in
Let me guess you did your hair instead? Has anyone told you about priorities?
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
You were arrested in a tiara again... maybe you shouldn’t wear one.
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
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