it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
I bought beer tonight and got 3 coupons with my receipt. Paper towels, laundry detergent, and Advil. I wonder if Stop & Shop predicts the future or just does this with every beer purchase.
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
I may or may not be taking a bath listening to the Phantom of the Opera. This lovely moment brought to you by xanax.
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
Okay. So I've done lines off a bible. But that's just for the sake of being cliché.
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
APPARENTLY I MISSED SOMEONE SWALLOWING A WHOLE BAG OF METH WHILE I WAS ON BREAK.
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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