Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
just took a pee in my own yard...decided i had to poo..only got a dingle berry....wiped it away with my finger..help me...my mom AND dad are home.
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
Watching the tv in the reflection of my phone cause I'm too hungover to roll over.... Yes it is 4 PM...
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
I was shitfaced. I filled my contact case WITH TANNING LOTION
We were drunk waiting for tacos and I gave him a handy in the back of the Uber while giving the driver relationship advice. I think I'm handling the whole grad school thing alright.
It occurred to me today, whilst I was on the phone to boyfriend number 1, whilst in the car with boyfriend number 2 who was dropping me at the shops to meet boyfriend number 3 to help me buy a present for boyfriend number 4 that I should be having much more sex than I am.
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