Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
Apparently I kept telling the bartender that I was going to set the Guinness World Record.
so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
No memories of receiving this. Or of getting home. Or of apparently developing a taste for marmalade, which I assume is yours because I have literally never eaten it before. It's all over the kitchen. And my phone. And in my hair. Oh god I wish I wasn't on the train to work. X And sorry about the kitchen x
Do you think the police would frown on me opening a psych drug pharmacy on the side? Just to dispose of my drugs without polluting the water supply! It is for the animals!
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
Hey
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
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