awkward like he asked me out for a "rest of the summer make out buddy" thing and I kind of had a female testicle retreat moment
Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
How was your weekend?
The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.
So the stripper who poured a beer on my head also gives great head. Even she doesn't know why she went home with me. No more mystery shot challenges.
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
I blacked in at 6:30am on the last stop on the train with a random fedora on? And I'm pretty sure I rode in a limo last night while eating pizza
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
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