quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Women are like Alzheimers patiens. You can compliment them a million times in a day, but the next day is always a wash, you have to start all over.
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
Just chased ups truck with a half wiped ass for you. You're making dinner tonight
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
The moment you realize you should grow up: you're snorting your fathers percocet script with your old health insurance card, while your parents are on a 10 day cruise in the carribean...
Alive.
So much puke
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
You fell out of his top bunk onto his set of golf clubs. After seeing blood on your leg, you proceeded to sing "the first cut is the deepest" while sprawled on the golf clubs
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
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