is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
He posted a picture of my bra on facebook with the caption "I don't know who I hooked up with last night but if this is yours please come pick it up".
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
I think I just asked the Greek gyro guy on a yoga date.
I'm like a walking PSA for tequila shots
So I have a scar from when the stripper tore off my underwear .... Best birthday ever
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
And my parents said I crawled through the house
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
Randomize
