You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
before you smothered your pizza in mayo you blotted it with a napkin saying you were trying to watch your fat intake
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
The dry cleaners wouldn't even take our clothes. That's how bad of a night it was.
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
i think the title to my autobiography shall be, "a bottle of vodka and various pieces of meat"
and this is why you're my favorite gay friend.
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
He did a line of coke off my stomach then flipped me over and smacked my ass. Then, while he was talking dirty to me, he told me he wanted to hire someone to clean my room. And that's when he lost his boner. Life is so hard.
it's like my eyeball is being humped by my eyelid
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
tell me about the fingering
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