physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
Pray the makeout fairy visits me this weekend.
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
You couldn't find your shoe so you introduced yourself as Cinderella for the rest of the night.
Ahh that explains the text from creepy mike saying he would be my prince charming.
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a taco... I feel like a female Elvis.
My mom just came upstairs handed me an Adderall and asked if I could help her wash the ceilings
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
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