Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
Tried killing a moth in our bathroom. Water everywhere. Don't worry about it.
I just used a franzia box to scrape the snow off my car.
Just snuck alcohol into the hospital for my mom.
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
Just woke up from a dream where you lived in a gingerbread house on a snowy cliff by the sea. The dolphins were swimming away from a giant dust storm. You REALLY ought to smoke this before bed tonight.
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
I swear she lies about being allergic to gluten so she'll get all the jack and not have to drink shitty beer like the rest of us
She yanked on my limp dick and I yelped, to which she slurred something about starting it like a lawn mower
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
I solemnly swear I will not get your boyfriend puke in public drunk again
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
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