Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
i have accomplished my summer goal of being able to relate to every taylor swift song
Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
We discussed our relationship status. We're dating exclusively. And the conversation was followed by him saying "C'mon baby, let's make you orgasm!" .....I'm gonna marry him.
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
At the end of the night you handed the bartender a piece of paper with the word "VISA" written on it.
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
guy at the bar just asked how many cows we have on our land, then proceeds to ask me out. you know your from the country when....
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
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