I put it into a sports analogy for him: there are three teams in the league- friends, fuck buddies, and dating, and the fuck buddies roster is full, pick an alternate team
They pulled him over whille he had a fish tank full of beer in his front seat. He told them it coudn't count as an open container cause the top was on it.
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
Aren't you proud to know somebody who texts you "manifold facade" while dumping frozen colada mix into a blender of rum
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
The dog peed on the neighbors baby Jesus. No wonder she thinks we're the devil.
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