she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
Apparently she came home completely covered in mud, pretending to be a bird...and she still had more sex than any of us this weekend.
Oh please tell me that I'm sleeping in your shower and not the neighbor's again
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
How do I say "I still wanna hook up w you but I don't wanna see your penis via text ever again" through a snapchat
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
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