my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
my soul wont recognize me after tonight
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
Just got convinced to trip sit for a pack of cigarettes and a burrito. Let the games begin
He is currently tell his hat to go free. Like he has it sitting on the table just waiting for it to take off. When he's not looking I'm gonna throw it off the balcony and tell him it's flying
We fucked to showtunes. Never going out with a theatre major ever again.
Can you imagine how doomed are children are? I mean for one they have our genetics and then we will ruin them as parents. It will be the most magical adventure. Let's not start soon, too many adventures at hand that involve immense amounts of alcohol.
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
Paige is home safe.
Actually, she's here now, punching me in the face. You should've kept her keys.
Why do I have a wristband from the birthing center at the University of Maryland hospital....
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
You WHAT?!?!
Paid. A. Homeless. Guy. To. Throw. A. Drink. In. Her. Face.
I fucking love you.
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
He had a temporary tattoo of Justin Bieber on his dick and I still had sex with him
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