Gonna be late. Someone jumped in front of our train.
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
i remember introducing him to all my posters and making him be extra nice to frank sinatra and bob dylan before he fucked me
And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
Wanna play whack-a-mole in my pants?
Your word choices worry me.
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
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