I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
You just kept saying "they don't make cigarettes for squirrels. Yet."
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
In the officer's defense, I was indeed pantless at the time he cuffed me, but there's a perfectly good explanation.
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
Um. I just realized I still have a beer in my purse from last night. I'm at work. I am so classy.
I thought I was drunk because I kept grabbing his arm instead of his dick
But then I realized it wasn’t his arm and that I was very lucky
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