Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
I just jerked it so loud the neighbor banged on their floor. maybe my wife got the point
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
Drunk me Does not appreciate a drunk, naked you kicking me off the couch at 3am. You have a bed here, you dick
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
People...there is no better feeling in the world than finding out via Google that your ex has a warrant out for his arrest. No better feeling.
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
Just got hit on by a 28-year old, quadraplegic, triple-cancer-survivor redneck. Now updating bucket list to meet newfound standards.
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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