butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
The paper boy just woke me up in the front yard again.
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
Congratulations, I drank so much for your birthday that I'm shitting blood.
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
Sorry I steam cleaned at 1:30 in the morning and that i'm such a drunk dumb child. On the bright side, my carpet has ever looked better.
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
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