Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
last nights makeup is better than no makeup at all.
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
apparently, i ordered a pogo stick last night. i can't even be mad about that.
You were rubbing your foot on one of your legs and kept saying, "My sock feels like a waterslide!"
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
Woke up in my underwear and Christmas sweater. Only. Eggnog has won the battle but not the war.
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
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