I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
It's like God shit irony all over that family
I only gave you my number because I thought fat people were jolly
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
She was so adorably desperate I didn't have the heart to tell her I wasn't a lesbian. So now She's making waffles, may switch teams over this.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
I fought a guy last night because he said "extra pulp orange juice is the best orange juice"
Wine is the only reason I'm making it in the real world
No more bourbon. Sleep now. I may die. Pray for me.
you ass-dialed me while you were fucking my ex.
that was on purpose.
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
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