I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
When his Irish accent comes out my uterus hums. Or some productive organ down there, I'm not sure of the logistics
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
He tricked me into going on a double date with him, I don't like that he's not using me for just sex anymore
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
You know what I realized today? That my biggest regret of freshman year was ditching you and that foam party to have a one night stand with a skinny jean wearing vocal major.
I am concerned for your priorities but also really flattered. Flattery wins
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
in the past 2 days I've ruined2-3 lives, made 2 men quit the bar, started a Wednesdays only affair, ended it, ruined that engagement and had my tires slashed by a jealous bouncer. please stop letting me out....
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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