Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
I think the recipie for awesome sauce is butter and semen
So then I told him that only a restaurant managed by a florida fan could run out of ketchup
If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
This would be a good time to bring up the fact that my spider-man fork is MIA
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
Oh god I found a set of car keys in my pocket, and I have no idea who's they are
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