The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
He was dressed in a pink dressing gown feeding people ketamine from a plastic sword he called Excalibur. how was your Monday?
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
I figured it out. If I have at least 4 shots of vodka before I start my day, EVERY day will be a good day.
I'll just tell your children you were the queen of drunk town and you had a giant purple monkey named bongo
Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
Babe, holding my hair while i blow you doesn't count as being romantic
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
Apparently I thought every drink in my house needed to have a buddy so I put some vodka in each one. Long story short being wasted at work because the gatorade you brought is 60% liqour is not a great idea.
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
Randomize
